Jake: I don’t know, I’m the first come first serve kinda guy. Get in line ladies, this rainicorn thing can’t last forever. Haha…I didn’t mean that…don’t spread that around.

Jake: Well no, I mean if you feel something…ya feeeel somethinggg. It’s not about personality matrixzzles and charts, it’s all about the ba bumps in your heart. You can’t stop the pumps and bumps, pumps and bumps, pumps and bumps!

John Green: No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also it's such a weird thing to care about. Like imagine if I started eating cheerios for breakfast, would cheerios be like "I'm the 48th cereal you tried eating!? I don't feel special!" Well then screw you cheerios I can't go into the past and un-eat all those cereals but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole grain crunch.