communistsextips: Refer to each other’s genitalia as the “means of production” and then refer to handjobs as “seizing the means of production”.
windycarnage: have you ever just stared at the posts of someone you follow and whisper “i just want to be your friend” then with a single tear hopelessly like/reblog all their posts
The funny thing is I’ve been playing for I think a cumulative 6 hours now. And I haven’t gotten past Act I yet. In fact the farthest I’ve gotten is beating the Skeleton King. I’ve been taking advantage of the replay value. I wanted to see how well the randomizing algorithm worked in D3. Turns out, pretty well. I have 5 characters, each one a different class. Each one...
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Diablo decides to be down most of its debut day. That’s fine. Not really. But I can’t do anything about it. Plus, the stupid PDT time is stupid.
Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
I refuse to stay up another two hours to play...
SCREW YOU WEST COAST. AND SCREW YOU DIABLO 3. NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.
WHY IS DIABLO 3 SET TO PDT TIME.
THIS IS BULLCRAP.
So I saw The Avengers last night
I only have one thing to say. (SPOILER) [[MORE]] WHY PHIL COULSON? ANYONE BUT PHIL. HE WAS FANGIRLING OVER CAPTAIN AMERICA. IT WAS ADORABLE. WHY. WHY. WHY. HE BETTER BE BACK. OR I SWEAR.
Obama: I like Coke
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